1/ The stripper and the head bridesmaid
Although the bride-to-be knew her head bridesmaid was a bit of a hell raiser, she trusted her friend and believed she would act in a reasonably appropriate way – especially as the bride-to-be’s conservative mother-in-law was attending the hen party. Once they got to the arranged venue the drinks began to flow and the party was in full swing. Suddenly, a large male appeared dressed in a fireman’s uniform. As the hen’s mother-in-law peered over, the hen’s embarrassment was clearly visible as she realised this man was a stripper. Although the mother-in-law didn’t approve, she allowed the mayhem to continue and watched the hen receive a dirty strip dance. Once the stripper had finished the hen apologised to her future mother-in-law, who told her not to worry as long as there wasn’t anymore ridiculous surprises in store. The mother-in-law excused herself and made her way to the toilet, as she opened the toilet door she gasped. She had found the head bridesmaid and the stripper fully engrossed in an awkward….position. The future mother-in-law stormed out screaming ‘you will never marry my son’, which caused the hen to break down in tears…..later that night the head bridesmaid was relieved of her duties.
2/ Hen group gives love bites to stag
When this relatively quiet hen group had made their way around five local bars the drinks started flowing and the night was turning naughty. Having wet their whistles thoroughly, the girls, feeling quite daring now, decided to move on. On their travels they passed a venue that was hosting a rather raucous stag party. The girls, now full of alcohol fuelled confidence, proceeded to walk in, take over the party, and cause general mayhem with the stag group looking bemused. As the night reached it’s pinnacle (meaning everybody was extremely drunk) the hen group got hold of the stag, stripped him naked and proceeded to produce a huge number of love bites all over the stag’s body. The next day the stag woke, looked in the mirror and realised that his wife to be might not believe that he had been in a fight involving lips………….the girls certainly left their mark on the stag.
3/ Hen sleeps with military, night before wedding
When one hen group walked into their local bar, they couldn’t believe their luck. The bar was full of soldiers in uniform. The hen was a little worse for wear, but in control. She casually walked over to the group of military men and sat on one of the soldiers knees. After hours of the hen groups flirting, they realised that they were the only ones left in the bar. The head bridesmaid looked around and couldn’t see the bride, she began looking around but she was nowhere to be found. After a thorough look up and down the street outside, the girls began hearing noises. They went back in the pub and followed the noise, which seemed to be coming from the cellar. They opened the door to the lower level and found the bride-to-be straddling one of the soldiers on a beer barrel…the hen turned around and explained that they had got lost and were innocently checking for vintage wines. Her wedding was the next day, which was apparently a fantastic occasion….poor groom.
4/ Wife becomes addicted to strippers after hen night
When one lady attended her first hen weekend, she never new how much fun she would have. This lady was married but had never experienced a hen night before. When she got there the girls passed drinks around and she was having a great time. As the head hen weekend bridesmaid made the announcement that a male stripper had arrived, the lady wasn’t sure what to think as she had never seen a real live stripper. As he began performing, the ladies eyes lit up like kids in a candy shop. They rubbed oil into him and proceeded to take full advantage of this naked man. The stripper had left his mark on the young ladies life as she slowly became addicted to strippers. She would go see the Chippendales and anyone else that would take their clothes off. She even arranged for strippers to come to her house and perform….the addiction got so bad she eventually had to see a counsellor to help ‘strip’ her of the problem.
5/ Hen and stag handcuffed together
As a hen party were getting ready for their big night out, across town a stag group were doing the same. The two groups, who had never met, left around the same time and sampled each bar along the way, not to mention most of its contents. At around midnight the two groups met in a bar and started to drink like Oliver Reed. As the night slowed down both the stag and hen were slightly more inebriated than the rest of the group. As they left the pub one of the stag’s friends pulled out a pair of heavy duty handcuffs and the rest of the group grabbed both the hen and stag….and a lamp post. They then attached the hen to the stag and the stag to the lamp post and then ran off. The pair stayed there till the early morning and unfortunately the stag’s fiancé walked past and found the two attached. She was enraged by the sight of her husband-to-be handcuffed to some strange women she didn’t know. The stag and hen were eventually freed by the fire services, who all had a good laugh about the situation….all except the stag who had to grovel throughout his honey moon……friends like these.
